We're like a lot better than the average bears
Swine flu. Run for my life!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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