fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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