If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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