Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
only you would photoshop your dick
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Damn victory sex feels great
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