am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
home. puking in laundry basket.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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