some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
BRING THE BAGELS
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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