What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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