He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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