I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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