I want to stick my p in your. b.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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