Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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