too bad you live with your parents still
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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