it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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