Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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