is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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