We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We were destined to go to rehab together
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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