no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Randomize
