GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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