i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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