1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
When are your genitals available?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
