Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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