This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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