with your own penis?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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