drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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