dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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