I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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