I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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