we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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