But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If that was your dad, he is hot
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize