these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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