It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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