Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
you had me at cake vodka
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize