the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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