I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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