Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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