I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
