Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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