I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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