i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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