love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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