I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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