You smell like stripper and shame
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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