this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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