I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Never joke about your clitoris.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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