Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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