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erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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