Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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