so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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