We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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