Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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