so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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