i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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