kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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