We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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