The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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