when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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